Why your vagina is a little..

They could be prettier
‘axe wound’, ‘penis fly trap’, ‘beef curtains’

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They are high maintenance


They have a self-cleaning system
Spontaneous sex is not an option when a boy whips them off in a frenzy and they fall solid to the ground

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They are the fun police

‘No seriously stop, I’m going to wet myself, no seriously’

Great, wet myself TAXI


They fart

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They lay eggs of the ugliest kind

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They are itchy
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They are not festival friendly
Stinging nettles.

They are so annoying

And they have hideous accessories


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