Wake up at 6am
Russels made a BBQ
Beef sausages
Pass
Jump in truck
Russel explains his brothers sister also studied agri-business
Shit
Meet the family, Mark, Mary and their baby of 6 months and.. Abbie
Head out to cattle station
Ellie hops in the back of the truck
Debbie takes her seat at the front
Abbie also wants to sit in the front
Sits on Debbies lap
Debbie doesn’t like children, especially ones related to Satan
Its a bumpy road
Abbie nearly falls from Debbies lap
Debbie steadies her
Abbie, after spitting out fire shouts ‘Get off me’
Mark looks at Debbie
Debbie gives awkward ‘I am not a paedophile’ smile
Ponders how obvious it would be to open passage door and kick minion of anti-Christ out.
Reach cattle station
Watch out for snakes in the long grass
Debbie stills
Pelts across long grass
First job – separate cattle
Debbie assumes into different colours
Debbie observes Ellie rounding up cattle with a number of hand gestures and whistles
Ellie turns round to see Debbie doing star jumps and slapping her thighs
Get brown cows into one pen
Ellie stands on gate encouraging cows to move forward
Debbie follows suit
Debbie gets kicked by a cow
Ellie looks at debbies shaking foot
Cow escapes
Runs straight at Debbie
Typical
Lets cow pass
The others role their eyes
Debbie is just glad she hasn’t wet herself
Wife explains its time for ‘smoko’
Asks if we have this in England
Debbie spends the journey back to the house nudging/winking and just generally doing every action to make anyone feel uncomfortable ‘yeh, don’t worry we get it..’
10 minutes later Ellie and Debbie are sat having a form a elevensies with the family, tea and biscuits
Not getting stoned.