Took her for a drink on Tuesday…We were making love by Wednesday…
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday…
“DD, I’ve ordered us matching t-shirts – we don’t want to look stupid in front of Craig.”
And my world crumbled at 8:41pm, because with my great feelings ….
Craig was coming to an end at 8:49pm.
However I had started noticing other things at 8:45pm.
We left the concert at 9pm.
“DEBBIE SERIOUSLY! YOU CAN’T BE ANGRY AT ME FOR DANCING NEXT TO A GIRL!”
I had completely stopped talking to my date by 9:01pm.
My date asked if I wanted to go home at 9:04pm.
I requested to go to the toilet and think about it at 9:05pm.
I waited in the ladies queue at a standstil till 9:08pm.
So I used my initiative 9:10pm.
“MADAME YOU CAN’T GO IN THERE!!”
And I entered the men’s loos at 9:12pm.
I left the men’s and came face to face with my date at 9:14pm.
“What station do you need Debbie?”
We entered the Blues Kitchen at 9:24pm ..
I’d drank the whole bar by 9:44pm.
The truth came out at 9:59pm.
“You know I said I’m not like my blog Andrew -”
I ran to the centre of the dance floor and declared my feelings at 10:01pm.
“PUT YOUR TOP BACK ON DEBBIE!”
My date left me alone for one minute on the dance floor at 10:08pm
And he returned at 10:09pm.
“Debbie, were you just getting with another guy?!”
My date stormed out the club at 10:12pm.
“ANDREW IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!”
I called him 42 times on his mobile and sought solace on a bouncers shoulder at 10:14pm.
“Madame, I don’t know who Craig is – but you need to go home right now.
I got escorted out the bar and called my date a further 106 times to collect me at 10:23pm.
He finally answered at 10:31pm.
“Debbie seriously what do you want?”
My date collected me at 10:36pm.
“Honestly, 148 missed calls – this is ridiculous Debbie.”
We reached his home at 10:44pm.
“What the fuck are you doing now?”
He found out why at 10:48pm.
“Who the fuck is Veronica?”
Mentally. a lot.
My date showed me to the door at 10:04am.
“Debbie, it’s time to go home,”
My date made some valid points at 10:05am.
“I basically collected you out of a bin last night, you snogged another guy and spent the whole evening accusing me of flirting with other girls.”
I left at 10:05am.
11 OUT OF 10.