Day 1 – SHOCK
Sit and stare at a wall.
Day 2 – DENIAL
Swig from a bottle of vodka whilst yelling down the street…
Day 3 – ANGER
TALK TO EVERYONE IN CAPS LOCKS ALL DAY.
Day 4 – PARANOIA
Respond to every question with
Day 5: PAIN
Do a burpee for every month the relationship lasted. (If you were the only one in the relationship – do ten.)
Day 6: OUTRAGE
Smash something that will make a really loud noise.
Day 7: REMORSE
Stick back together the thing you just smashed and upload on social media:
Day 8 – BREAKDOWN
Fart in a crowded lift.
Day 9 – ACCEPT
Look in a mirror and say:
Day 10 – MEDITATE
Shut your eyes and have a wank.
Day 11 – REGENERATE
Invite some friends over and recreate Voldermolt’s second birth.
Day 12 – VISUALISE
Photoshop a picture of yourself with your preferred male.
Day 13 – REMODEL
Post a picture on instagram with an uplifting quote.
Day 14 – RECOGNITION
Only answer to, Your Majesty.
Day 15 – REWARD
Order yourself some flowers then act surprised when they turn up.
Day 16 – AMBITION
Start a hobby.
Day 17: COURAGE
Get a wax.
Day 18. REBOUND
Download the apps, Bumble, Grindr, Tinder and Thrinder.
Day 19: INITIATIVE
Take dating offline. If you see an attractive man in the street, smack your arse and yell:
Day 20. REWARD
Date Everyone.
…Then nominate yourself as Dangerous Dater of the month on the Dangerous Debbie Newsletter here.
