The 20 Day Guide To Get Over The Guy

The 20 Day Guide To Get Over The Guy

Day 1 – SHOCK

Sit and stare at a wall.

Day 2 – DENIAL

Swig from a bottle of vodka whilst yelling down the street…

Day 3 – ANGER

TALK TO EVERYONE IN CAPS LOCKS ALL DAY.

Day 4 – PARANOIA

Respond to every question with

Day 5: PAIN

Do a burpee for every month the relationship lasted. (If you were the only one in the relationship – do ten.)

Day 6:  OUTRAGE

Smash something that will make a really loud noise.

Day 7: REMORSE

Stick back together the thing you just smashed and upload on social media:

Day 8 – BREAKDOWN

Fart in a crowded lift.

Day 9 – ACCEPT

Look in a mirror and say:

Day 10 – MEDITATE

Shut your eyes and have a wank.

Day 11 – REGENERATE

Invite some friends over and recreate Voldermolt’s second birth.

Day 12 – VISUALISE

Photoshop a picture of yourself with your preferred male.

Day 13 – REMODEL

Post a picture on instagram with an uplifting quote.

Day 14 – RECOGNITION

Only answer to, Your Majesty.

Day 15 – REWARD

Order yourself some flowers then act surprised when they turn up.

Day 16 – AMBITION

Start a hobby.

Day 17: COURAGE

Get a wax.

Day 18. REBOUND

Download the apps, Bumble, Grindr, Tinder and Thrinder.

Day 19: INITIATIVE 

Take dating offline. If you see an attractive man in the street, smack your arse and yell:

Day 20. REWARD

Date Everyone.

…Then nominate yourself as Dangerous Dater of the month on the Dangerous Debbie Newsletter here.

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