Day 1 – SHOCK Sit and stare at a wall. Day 2 – DENIAL Swig from a bottle of vodka whilst yelling down the street… Day 3 – ANGER TALK TO EVERYONE IN CAPS LOCKS…

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Dating is exhausting. But do you know what’s more exhausting? Wanking alone forever. It’s time to Tinder… Tip One – The Profile Many websites will say; “As long as your profile truly reflects who you…

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On Paper: What happens in Vegas… In Reality: The Cape Town Holidate – Part Two [Continued] I had the jet lag. “Debbie, please try sleep.” “Just try -” But I couldn’t. “What are you doing…

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The Cape Town Hoildate, Part One Cont. Day Two The romance from the day before was gone and replaced with… “What is going on in there, Melvin?!” “It’s nothing – I’m fine – get away…

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For my younger readers the information you are about to read is not safe and should not be done unless supervised. For my older readers – we’re not getting any younger… On Paper: Don’t speak…

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