1. Open with a compliment. 2. Text him. Read and no reply? 3. Ask before a blow job. 4. Introduce him as your boyfriend in public and he’ll feel too awkward to say otherwise. 5.…

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Day 1 – SHOCK Sit and stare at a wall. Day 2 – DENIAL Swig from a bottle of vodka whilst yelling down the street… Day 3 – ANGER TALK TO EVERYONE IN CAPS LOCKS…

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Dating is exhausting. But do you know what’s more exhausting? Wanking alone forever. It’s time to Tinder… Tip One – The Profile Many websites will say; “As long as your profile truly reflects who you…

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