The Break-Up Part One – Continued Following my break up (Housemate: ‘Debbie it wasn’t a break up – you were never going out’) I was feeling quite low (‘Yes it was Laura – now let…

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Readers, you may remember I did a post called ‘The First Date’ around 6 months ago (if not – quick recap; I got bollocksed, couldn’t walk, called his penis a grower and ended the evening…

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You’ve spotted the male on Tinder, his bio is filled with personality and charm (“I’m 6ft”) quick swipe to the right: The courting: “Hey how’s you?” “Not bad thanks, you? “I would honestly be down…

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I was invited by “Date in a Dash” to attend a lock and key party at Kensington Roof Gardens – I’d been to the venue once before (which made absolutely no difference) so knew it…

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I woke the following morning and tried to remember the night before (whilst watching Merryn sleep). I did this most mornings – but I’d soon get bored (get told to “fuck off – go and…

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