We obviously met on Tinder (because in real life I actually wear clothes other than bikinis, and he wouldn’t of batted an eyelid). He was out of this world (I was massively punching) and had a…

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We had such a great time (the parts I remember were mortifying) I just wore a black top and jeans (‘just’ a black top was backless went as low as my belly button, I didn’t wear a bra…

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Hi Auntie …? (who are you, why are you talking to me – are we even related) Yeah, I’m really good thanks just living in London (barely existing). I’m really glad that I went travelling before entering…

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1)  Because I am either smashed or sober –  there is no inbetween. 2) After being a violinist, pianist, flutist and tennis enthusiast when I turned 18 I lost all hobbies so seem to have…

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