The First Date

We had such a great time (the parts I remember were mortifying) I just wore a black top and jeans (‘just’ a black top was backless went as low as my belly button, I didn’t wear a bra…

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Conversing With A Distant Relative

Hi Auntie …? (who are you, why are you talking to me – are we even related) Yeah, I’m really good thanks just living in London (barely existing). I’m really glad that I went travelling before entering…

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“How Are You Single?”

1)  Because I am either smashed or sober –  there is no inbetween. 2) After being a violinist, pianist, flutist and tennis enthusiast when I turned 18 I lost all hobbies so seem to have…

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