The Cape Town Holidate, Part One
For my younger readers the information you are about to read is not safe and should not be done unless supervised. For my older readers – we’re not getting any younger… On Paper: Don’t speak…
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22 Things I learnt At An Agricultural Uni
1. Everyone gets fat in first year. 2. This gilet will ignite your loins in ways you didn’t even realise were possible… 3. Whilst this program will make your blood boil to absolute breaking point.…
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On Paper: It’s time to compete against the twenty-one-year olds who have thousands of social media followers and promising careers as Instagram models. It’s time to Tinder… In Reality: The super likes had dropped. My…
View PostThe “Feelings” Date
On Paper: “New Year, New Me!” Narrator: In Reality: He was one of the 12 dates. I won’t say which one, so let’s call him… The Date(s) Our second date was magical… Our third date…
View PostThe Mariah Carey Date
On Paper: For 1.5 hours you’ll be taken through the DANCE moves OF A 90’s Christmas classic, Grab a mate and get on down to this Christmas Spectacular at Drink, Shop & Do In Reality: “Dear DD,…
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