On Paper: “The home of Europe’s Largest Aqua Park, set on one of the most beautiful private freshwater lakes amongst stunning parkland in the heart of Berkshire (Slough). there’s something for all the family to…

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On Paper: It’s time to make the greatest love story your reality. In Reality: I received this email. “Dear Dangerous, Shall we go for a date on my boat? You’ll love it. Plenty of room for…

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Malta – A Roaches’ Tale [Part One] Continued. Unfortunately The Desperate One was found by the receptionist – she had trapped herself in the lift for forty minutes. The Welsh One’s rage had subsided. And…

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On Paper: We outlived the dinosaurs, my great-great Grandmother survived a nuclear explosion and my father lived for a record breaking two weeks without his head. As for me, I have lived everyday of my…

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 On Paper: A quintessentially British day shared with old friends, a picnic and a few bottles of prosseco enjoying some watersports…   In Reality: My dear friend Jenny, requested my company at the Royal Henley…

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