On Paper: It’s time to make the greatest love story your reality. In Reality: I received this email. “Dear Dangerous, Shall we go for a date on my boat? You’ll love it. Plenty of room for…

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Malta – A Roaches’ Tale [Part One] Continued. Unfortunately The Desperate One was found by the receptionist – she had trapped herself in the lift for forty minutes. The Welsh One’s rage had subsided. And…

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On Paper: We outlived the dinosaurs, my great-great Grandmother survived a nuclear explosion and my father lived for a record breaking two weeks without his head. As for me, I have lived everyday of my…

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 On Paper: A quintessentially British day shared with old friends, a picnic and a few bottles of prosseco enjoying some watersports…   In Reality: My dear friend Jenny, requested my company at the Royal Henley…

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On Paper: Use your senses, instincts, and wits to escape from one of our rooms in under 60 Minutes! Have you got what it takes? In Reality: The date began as usual with my housemate…

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