The Break-Up – Part Two

The Break-Up Part One – Continued Following my break up (Housemate: ‘Debbie it wasn’t a break up – you were never going out’) I was feeling quite low (‘Yes it was Laura – now let…

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The Break Up – Part One

Readers, you may remember I did a post called ‘The First Date’ around 6 months ago (if not – quick recap; I got bollocksed, couldn’t walk, called his penis a grower and ended the evening…

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The Lock And Key Party

I was invited by “Date in a Dash” to attend a lock and key party at Kensington Roof Gardens – I’d been to the venue once before (which made absolutely no difference) so knew it…

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How To Lose A Guy In 12 Hours

We obviously met on Tinder (because in real life I actually wear clothes other than bikinis, and he wouldn’t of batted an eyelid). He was out of this world (I was massively punching) and had a…

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The First Date

We had such a great time (the parts I remember were mortifying) I just wore a black top and jeans (‘just’ a black top was backless went as low as my belly button, I didn’t wear a bra…

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