1. Everyone gets fat in first year. 2. This gilet will ignite your loins in ways you didn’t even realise were possible… 3. Whilst this program will make your blood boil to absolute breaking point.…

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Malta – A Roaches’ Tale [Part One] Continued. Unfortunately The Desperate One was found by the receptionist – she had trapped herself in the lift for forty minutes. The Welsh One’s rage had subsided. And…

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On Paper: We outlived the dinosaurs, my great-great Grandmother survived a nuclear explosion and my father lived for a record breaking two weeks without his head. As for me, I have lived everyday of my…

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 On Paper: A quintessentially British day shared with old friends, a picnic and a few bottles of prosseco enjoying some watersports…   In Reality: My dear friend Jenny, requested my company at the Royal Henley…

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How Not To Bridesmaid: The Activities (Part Two) Continued… “What the hell’s happened?!” “Debbie just get here now.” I hung up the phone and looked to the other bridesmaid: “I need to go to the…

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