The 20 Day Guide To Get Over The Guy

Day 1 – SHOCK Sit and stare at a wall. Day 2 – DENIAL Swig from a bottle of vodka whilst yelling down the street… Day 3 – ANGER TALK TO EVERYONE IN CAPS LOCKS…

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How To Tinder

Dating is exhausting. But do you know what’s more exhausting? Wanking alone forever. It’s time to Tinder… Tip One – The Profile Many websites will say; “As long as your profile truly reflects who you…

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How To Get The Right Swipe

On Paper: It’s time to compete against the twenty-one-year olds who have thousands of social media followers and promising careers as Instagram models. It’s time to Tinder… In Reality: The super likes had dropped. My…

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Which “Single” Are You?

1) You randomly see the number 69 whilst walking down the street. Do you.. a) Think little of it – you’re not 14 anymore. b) Point at the number – scream “WHEEYY” and begin skipping…

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21 Stages Of A 21st Century Relationship

You’ve spotted the male on Tinder, his bio is filled with personality and charm (“I’m 6ft”) quick swipe to the right: The courting: “Hey how’s you?” “Not bad thanks, you? “I would honestly be down…

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