How Blue Are You?

1) When you woke up this morning, what did you do? a) Did a quick workout, had breakfast and got to work early. b) Made a pillow fort. c) Spent 2 hours editing my, “I just woke up like this” selfie. d) Did a massive fart then hit snooze. 2) How would you describe your […]

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Malta – A Roaches’ Revenge (Part Two)

Malta – A Roaches’ Tale [Part One] Continued. Unfortunately The Desperate One was found by the receptionist – she had trapped herself in the lift for forty minutes. The Welsh One’s rage had subsided. And The Tanned One was still shaken from Bruce’s dick pics but had found comfort in her Kindle… But The Tall […]

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Malta – A Roaches Tale [Part One]

On Paper: We outlived the dinosaurs, my great-great Grandmother survived a nuclear explosion and my father lived for a record breaking two weeks without his head. As for me, I have lived everyday of my life in the hotel, Beach Gardens in Malta, and up until this month I had never faced any problems… My […]

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The Henley Regatta

On Paper: A quintessentially British day shared with old friends, a picnic and a few bottles of prosseco enjoying some watersports…   In Reality: My dear friend Jenny, requested my company at the Royal Henley Regatta as a final farewell before she left the country. I arrived and saw my old university friends already in […]

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17 Life Hacks To Smash 2017

1) Dating Take dating offline. The next time a builder whistles don’t “tut” and act like you have options, ask for his number. 2) Relationships Think outside the box. 3) Hobbies Just start pretending – everyone else does. “What an amazing weekend doing what I love #wanderlust #soblessed #love #life #live” 4) Social Media Stop […]

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The Ultimate Christmas Quiz

Who’s waiting for you underneath the mistletoe this year?   1) How would you describe your 2016? A) It’s been tough at times but that’s just life. B) Looking both ways to cross a road then getting hit by a plane. C) Who cares! D) 10 out of 10, wouldn’t change a thing.   2) […]

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The Cosmopolitan Influencer Awards

On Paper: One of the largest international fashion magazines for women, the most prestigious awards in blogging with over 10,000 nominations. This is your moment to shine. In Reality: On the 18th of October I received some rather unexpected mail; **CONGRATULATIONS** You have been shortlisted as ‘Best Sex and Relationship Influencer’ at the Cosmopolitan Influencer […]

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