DD FAQS

 

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Commonly asked questions…

Why did you start this blog?

I follow a number of other blogs that are filled with pictures of delicious food, expensive outfits and tutorials on how to look attractive. None of these help when you’ve woken up to a stonking hangover and suffered severe memory loss – whilst trying to find your knickers in a stranger’s room. So I decided to start Dangerous Debbie, an insight into the life of a total liability to make you feel better about your own.

Who is Dangerous Debbie?

I am a 26 year old child, I grew up on a farm – went to an agricultural college, graduated with a 2:1 degree in agricultural business and still couldn’t tell you the difference between a horse and a cow. I have no idea on my limits of alcohol and usually spend my Sundays wishing I could crawl into a dark hole and die.

Is it all real?

A common question from my readers’ – all the content featured is taken from real life events; yes my breast did explode – I continually break into peoples’ homes and I once used my friends head as a toilet whilst sleepwalking.

What is wrong with you?

I once drank bleach as a child. 

Do you need help?

Probably. 

Is there a helpline I can call after reading this blog?

I understand that the material featured may worry (mentally scar) some of my readers. If you need to speak to someone, the puppet is happy to take your calls – however it has no fingers so can’t answer the phone.

Leave a message.

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2 Comments

  1. Hungry Hamster

    Forgive me if this question has been asked before, but;
    If you were a rodent, what would be your trick to relieve mouse traps from their cheese? And if you were successful would you tell other rodents how to secure their future, or would you hire yourself out as a super hero and then live in a rodent Kingdom and make humans your slaves??

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