#6 Listen, you are on a budget

Wake up Debbie catches eye contact with girl on the bunk above Ellie Awkwardly stares, any possible friendship ruined Both wake up Decide to catch tram to city centre Ellie and Debbie have never used a tram before Poke ticket machine Debbie decides swiping drivers license and making ‘beep’ noise is sufficient Take seats Jump off […]

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#5 Enter Australia

Board plane Ellie comments on odd noise, Debbie assumes from plane Debbie mimik’s noise Ellie kicks Debbie explaining its actually a noise coming from the man behind Spot fit guy Stare Spot fit girl who sits next to fit guy End of holiday romance Pop head phones on Debbie watches Miley Cyrus movie Ellie admires […]

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#4 Discover civilisation

Pop down for breakfast at 9am Decide to have a day by the pool with Christian G Whack the bikinis out Position ourselves on the sun loungers Decide to sun will obviously come out within the hour Pointlessly sweat in the humidity, constantly persuading eachother ‘we are tanning, the sunrays will get through the grey clouds’ […]

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#3 First day as ‘Travellers’

Awake at about 9am go for breakfast, informed seating is in room order Awkardly eat yoghurt and cereal next to stalker in room 725 Decide its time to experience the ‘Culture’, make our way to the Twins Arrive at the towers, stare in awe for about 10 mins (severe lack of photos as Ellie decided […]

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#2 Arrive at the hotel

Amazing view of the twin towers outside hotel room Go downstairs to scope out hotel, and find out where the promised FREE bar is Lady informs us we don’t have the correct room to be given all the perks promised by the liar in STA Debbie and Ellie storm up hotel to 7th floor pack […]

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#1 Leave the UK

Well friends, family – and the odd facebook stalker here it is our tale begins at Heathrow…   The Airport   Debbie forgets passport and boarding passes half an hour into journey on the way to airport, going well. Ellie forgets suitcase at check in, has to return to the parents to retrieve it – […]

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