How Blue Are You?

1) When you woke up this morning, what did you do? a) Did a quick workout, had breakfast and got to work early. b) Made a pillow fort. c) Spent 2 hours editing my, “I just woke up like this” selfie. d) Did a massive fart then hit snooze. 2) How would you describe your […]

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The Enigma Date

On Paper: Use WW2 Enigma machines, protocols and Sherlock’s deduction principles to create personalised cocktail recipes which will stay a secret between and you and our agents. Forever… In Reality: A week post Christmas… I began imagining the embarrassment of turning up to friends nuptials,, seeing them with their plus ones, pension schemes – dignity as […]

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The Mariah Carey Date

On Paper:  For 1.5 hours you’ll be taken through the DANCE moves OF A 90’s Christmas classic, Grab a mate and get on down to this Christmas Spectacular at Drink, Shop & Do In Reality: “Dear DD, I am just recently out of a 7 year relationship and have never officially been on a “first date”. Fancy […]

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The Tube Chase Date

On Paper: “Dear DD, your petrifying behaviour this year has pushed you onto the naughty list, but luckily for you I’m feeling unusually kind – so on Christmas eve I will leave riddles at each tube station in envelopes which will lead you to more stations and more clues. If you solve it – I will […]

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The Ice Skating Date

On Paper: Enjoy the perfect winter day out at Somerset House. Skate day or night with family and friends on London’s most beautiful ice rink In Reality: One year ago on The Twitter… @debsbowie are you the dangerous one? @valentine482… @debsbowie: “How dangerous?” @Valentine482… @debsbowie: “Drinks?” @Valentine482… He slid into the DM’s but unfortunately that […]

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The Forbidden Nights Date

On Paper: Think Cirque du Soleil meets Magic Mike The Forbidden Nights acts are skilled performers hand-picked from around the UK, possessing the highest level of talent, charisma, appearance and physiques with the personality to match… In Reality: “DD. I’m looking for a man this Christmas – can you help? Alex X” “Why have one Alex…” […]

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The Craig David Date

On Paper: Took her for a drink on Tuesday…We were making love by Wednesday… And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday…   In Reality: “DD, I’ve ordered us matching t-shirts – we don’t want to look stupid in front of Craig.” “Totally agree.” The Date I met my date at 8pm. And my world crumbled […]

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